BWA-HAHAHAHAH!

[sarahmichigan]

The yoga instructor last night asked me if I'd ever studied ballet because I'm really flexible through the hips (I was the only one in the class, I think, who could do full lotus besides the instructor).

yeah, right. I did want to be a ballerina when I was like 4 years old and had a crush on Mikhail Baryshnikov, but that delusion got squashed quickly.

I just inherited nice flexibility in that area. Sadly, my hamstrings are tighter than a Republican's asshole, no matter what I do- also hereditary/congenital as far as I can tell.

Comments

[effy.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Go you! You fully lotused person, you! I'm really starting to enjoy my yoga videos...and I really think it's because I'm so flexible! But, I'm really having trouble with my boobs. So, I ordered this Mega Yoga dvd. I'm hoping it will help. She's supposed to address the issue.

[sarahmichigan.livejournal.com]

I do that DVD pretty regularly. I think you're going to find it too easy, for the most part, though you will find it relaxing, definitely. Be sure to check out the "special features" where she shows some modifications and additional poses to help ease stress from having a big chest.

[effy.livejournal.com]

Oooh! I'll take relaxing! I'm excited for when it comes!

[rossja.livejournal.com]

Yahoo for flexibility and interesting compliments. :)

I didn't have a crush on Mikhail Baryshnikov when he was dancing, but when he was on Sex and the City until the last two episodes, he was HOT and very romantic.

[sarahmichigan.livejournal.com]

My mind was warped at a young age by seeing him in "The Nutcracker." I remember having romantic/quasi-sexual dreams about him/The Nutcracker universe when I was in grade school.

[sylo-tode.livejournal.com]

I was subbing at a high school last week and the volleyball team had shirts that said:

Our game is tighter
than our spandex!

But, even that isn't as tight as republican's asshole!