D'oh!

I didn't have much for breakfast, so I brought an extra tangerine to work for my mid-morning break. I was hungry and had decided that the fruit was small and I was just going to cram three or four of the sections in my mouth rather than tear them apart carefully. I had just jammed them into my mouth when the owner of the company walked through the breakroom and said, "Hello," to me. "Hmmph-lphmph," I said back to him.

Team-building, oink-cluck-moo

My co-workers and I (a bunch of introverted word-nerds) were dreading the threatened team-building exercise that was part of our training today.

It involved random numbers and barnyard noises being rewarded with nutty bars and Doritos. Very silly.

On a break. Now back to more training.