BWA-HAHAHAHAH!

[sarahmichigan]

The yoga instructor last night asked me if I'd ever studied ballet because I'm really flexible through the hips (I was the only one in the class, I think, who could do full lotus besides the instructor).

yeah, right. I did want to be a ballerina when I was like 4 years old and had a crush on Mikhail Baryshnikov, but that delusion got squashed quickly.

I just inherited nice flexibility in that area. Sadly, my hamstrings are tighter than a Republican's asshole, no matter what I do- also hereditary/congenital as far as I can tell.

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[sarahmichigan.livejournal.com]

My mind was warped at a young age by seeing him in "The Nutcracker." I remember having romantic/quasi-sexual dreams about him/The Nutcracker universe when I was in grade school.