BWA-HAHAHAHAH!

[sarahmichigan]

The yoga instructor last night asked me if I'd ever studied ballet because I'm really flexible through the hips (I was the only one in the class, I think, who could do full lotus besides the instructor).

yeah, right. I did want to be a ballerina when I was like 4 years old and had a crush on Mikhail Baryshnikov, but that delusion got squashed quickly.

I just inherited nice flexibility in that area. Sadly, my hamstrings are tighter than a Republican's asshole, no matter what I do- also hereditary/congenital as far as I can tell.

Comments

[effy.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Go you! You fully lotused person, you! I'm really starting to enjoy my yoga videos...and I really think it's because I'm so flexible! But, I'm really having trouble with my boobs. So, I ordered this Mega Yoga dvd. I'm hoping it will help. She's supposed to address the issue.

[rossja.livejournal.com]

Yahoo for flexibility and interesting compliments. :)

I didn't have a crush on Mikhail Baryshnikov when he was dancing, but when he was on Sex and the City until the last two episodes, he was HOT and very romantic.

[sylo-tode.livejournal.com]

I was subbing at a high school last week and the volleyball team had shirts that said:

Our game is tighter
than our spandex!

But, even that isn't as tight as republican's asshole!