Separate and sort of related: I got a card in the mail yesterday from the gym close to our house that I've been thinking of joining in November. Apparently, they're looking for 25 women for "testimonials" and are specifically focused on weight loss. Would I love free membership to a gym? Yes, and that would mean I could start now instead of later because I'm still currently paying back the loan for my car repairs. However, I would make a horrible testimonial and they'd never take me. Also, and this is the part that kills me, part of the offer is FREE TANNING.
We'll tell you what to eat, how often to work out, how much weight to lose, and also give you skin cancer. BONUS!
I'm still considering them as a gym because they are extraordinarily close, open 24 hours, and not horribly expensive. I have yet to go and give them a trial though, and I hope that they don't suck as much as their card seems to imply. I just want somewhere I can go and comfortably work out in the winter months without being pressured by, ahem, experts.
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Date: 2007-09-11 03:45 pm (UTC)Separate and sort of related: I got a card in the mail yesterday from the gym close to our house that I've been thinking of joining in November. Apparently, they're looking for 25 women for "testimonials" and are specifically focused on weight loss. Would I love free membership to a gym? Yes, and that would mean I could start now instead of later because I'm still currently paying back the loan for my car repairs. However, I would make a horrible testimonial and they'd never take me. Also, and this is the part that kills me, part of the offer is FREE TANNING.
We'll tell you what to eat, how often to work out, how much weight to lose, and also give you skin cancer. BONUS!
I'm still considering them as a gym because they are extraordinarily close, open 24 hours, and not horribly expensive. I have yet to go and give them a trial though, and I hope that they don't suck as much as their card seems to imply. I just want somewhere I can go and comfortably work out in the winter months without being pressured by, ahem, experts.
Anyway, didn't mean to write a novel. :D