Killing Your Sacred Cows since 1992

Donald is king of bad puns, which crack me up. Sometimes we have pun contests. He can out-Boggle me, and I can out-Scrabble him. He is a worthy adversary in both. I've always loved clean turns of phrase (the song line "She told me to come, but I was already there" comes to mind) best of all as a wordplay, but any kind of clever word game is fun for me. I used to keep track of "um"s during long public speeches given by others, and when that failed, I would do an anagram of the speaker's name. And anagrams and long division have gotten me through many a church service.