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sarahmichigan) wrote2007-10-02 12:48 pm
sarahmichigan) wrote2007-10-02 12:48 pm
BWA-HAHAHAHAH!
The yoga instructor last night asked me if I'd ever studied ballet because I'm really flexible through the hips (I was the only one in the class, I think, who could do full lotus besides the instructor).
yeah, right. I did want to be a ballerina when I was like 4 years old and had a crush on Mikhail Baryshnikov, but that delusion got squashed quickly.
I just inherited nice flexibility in that area. Sadly, my hamstrings are tighter than a Republican's asshole, no matter what I do- also hereditary/congenital as far as I can tell.
yeah, right. I did want to be a ballerina when I was like 4 years old and had a crush on Mikhail Baryshnikov, but that delusion got squashed quickly.
I just inherited nice flexibility in that area. Sadly, my hamstrings are tighter than a Republican's asshole, no matter what I do- also hereditary/congenital as far as I can tell.