I hold the opinion that Catwoman was a decent flick. It just wasn't about Catwoman. It was about some woman who dressed up in a Catwoman bodysuit. I'm still waiting for them to make a movie featuring Catwoman (because the character that appeared in a Batman movie called Catwoman is another woman who dressed up in a Catwoman bodysuit).

As a linguist, I was superuberlustcharged with that language learning bit in The Thirteenth Warrior. It rawked.